All was well.
All Aboard The Hot Mess Express!
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fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

americxanhorrorstory:

broom? broom.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night